Understanding a Woman

I have tried to cover various issues in my blog but none of them has been
as complex or as mysterious like this...
Experiments ,research projects have been made over the past ,but none of them has yielded
a definite answer.
The conclusion was inevitable
It's simply impossible to find out what's in a woman's heart

So a girl asks me,why is that u never seem to understand me or rather any other girl......
and i always remain dumbfounded

Some of my female friends,when i ask them how to impress a woman ,they usually reply
1.Be gentle and kind to her
2.Be humourous
3.Compliment on her beauty(jus pure poetical lies)
4.Buy her flowers,chocolates,surprise gifts....
5.and finally be yourself(as if we were acting like Tom Cruise)

Now I wonder why is that a woman expects so much from a guy(surprisingly they never mentioned the physical looks part..phew...)

The same thing when i asked some "successful" committed guys they reply like
1)if u really want her to love u , jus ignore her for some time completely.....

Shes gonna come after u like crazy,when she begins to miss you
THATS IT........
I couldnt believe it was so simple,yet so difficult.....

Coming back to understanding her heart, i am always desperate to know
what is really going in her mind when
1)She gives you the cold stare
2)Shes smiling (Does she really love me or is it that she jus curses me in her breath)
3)She gives the cute,loving look,with a gleam in her eyes,but still manages to snubb off the guy
4)She often says you're really sweet

Cant a women ever blurt off what she really thinks about a person.....
wont it be easy for everyone then......???

After deploring all these questions,the real truth hits us like a big tornado
All the wonderful girls(having both inner and external beauty) always fall a prey to the wrong person .They never seem to understand that they can be much happier to the one who loves her than whom she loves.....
eg.Aishwarya Rai (falling a prey to a playboy like Salman Khan)
and some of my own friends too.......

Epilogue

To
My Love,
I aint qualify in one of those charming qualities,but i can surely keep u happy
will u accept me?


P.S - The above post is a general way of undestanding a woman and doesnt mean anyone in particular.
Even The "I" in epilogue part refers to any guy and not Me as misunderstood by few persons...
and i certainly do not wish to express my love here in this blog..

Ashes 2006

Is it Really burning for England ?

Adelaide, Australia

Is it going to be England again this time was the question raised when England left for the Ashes tour .It wouldn’t have been surprising to learn that the answer was a simple NO, which just raises some doubts as to whether the previous ashes victory by England was nothing but a fluke .

The Aussies went straight into business with a comfortable victory in the first test…
But surprise was in store was for them when England posted a 500 plus score in their
score in the first innings .But then even a big storm doesn’t deter the Australians and
neither was this score.The Aussie juggernaut kept rolling throughout and it was
Ricky Ponting and Shane Warne this time, who took the honours.

Ponting scored a brilliant century in the first innings and a match winning 49 in the second.
As for Shane,the ball didn’t stop spinning,and as usual England was Bamboozled by his deliveries. The wicket of Pietersen ,by Warne,who came off the wicket ,pitched the ball wide of the leg stump and bowled him around his legs in the off stump…..

Whoa,,,what a ball.(Guess it was just a repeat of The Mike Gatiing –Shane Warne delivery)

The mystery of the ashes on the urn,is still a debatable topic as to what was the substance
burnt. Some say it is the ashes of a woman’s hat.Some say it was the ashes of the ball
used in the first Ashes Test.

England has the same mystery as to what invisible force stops them from winning against Australia.The question would probably be applicable for any country..

The answer does not lie far.

But can any country find it?